The Geek Savants are back! Well, two of them at least, and after Dave takes a crap, he and Grant catch up in a big way, priming the world for the show's true return in the coming weeks.
The boys are back and talking about what they liked and didn't like coming out of this years Toy Fair.
This week the guys follow Grant down the Deadliest Warrior rabbit hole to discuss who would win in an all-out post-apocalyptic battlefield. It sounds way more awesome than it is. For your sake, we've timestamped when things get good right in the title of the episode.
Back once again is the incredible...
This week the guys discuss Vegas hookers, Google Robots, the Oculus Rift... and comics.
This is it. The guys are back, and the world will never be the same. Or it will be exactly the same only older, grumpier, and closer to death.
This week the guys give you an episode that they recorded back in October. Yes, they haven't been together since then. Cry silently to yourselves.
This week (this month?) the guys get together to talk about getting old, and Ugly's and his wife spill the beans about their sexual fantasies.
This week Dave makes the most insane claim in TGS history and Super Ugly begs for your money as the entire cast reunites. Well, everyone except Grant.
After weeks of inactivity, The Geek Savants bring you a double sized episode chock full of pop culture nerdiness, skullduggery, and a Deadliest Warrior matchup that is sure to entertain as TV's scummiest characters step into the octagon.
This episode we get into Dave's health issues and why his priorities are completely screwed up.
It's about damn time. This week (from almost a month ago), The Geek Savants get deep, discussing the vastness of the ocean, the cosmos, and dick head bosses. Get yourself some.
This episode the guys go over recent comics, movies and TV, including the "Red Wedding" episode of Game of Thrones. Plus, the guys criticize Dave's Twittiquette.
Sadly, this picture is exactly what it looks like. The Geek Savants are back, and in the best/worst ways ever.
This week, the guys discuss race relations, the break up and get together of Ugly's old band and give a reading from the sacred book. Yes, you know which book.
This pretty much says it all...
This week, we talk about a future that never happened which means the past does not exist. Ultimately, the universe implodes.
In the most depressing episode ever, Grant's hopes and dreams devolve into a cuddle party.
This week the guys do a dramatic reading. Of Cherry Poptart #12. It's not as awesome as you think it'd be.
This week, the guys talk about old action movies that are due for a remake. It's a love affair for the ages as the guys look to the past, and dream of a future where their loves come back to them.
This week we focus on recent movies. And Grant.
This week, Kellie, Ugly and Ron discuss New Year's Resolutions. Kellie confesses a new addiction that has Ugly worried. Ugly has his dream of fame come true. Ron goes Mano-a-Mano with a Christmas present. With all this action, we short change you all on the music. You're welcome.
The boys go over their Christmas wishlists and recount the highs and lows of past holiday seasons. Treat yourselves to the best audio gift of the year: four douchebags and a microphone!
This week, Dave and John kiss and make up, and the guys discuss their health, heart surgery and Grant's chance of walking away from his life decisions in one piece.
Grant and Ugly talk about the rocky road of freelance art, movies and TV!
This week, Grant and Ugly get a little mono y mono time, only to reveal that one of their love lives is far from "one on one!"
Kellie unleashes the ultimate secret that all but stuns Ugly and the Zorb. Plus everyone's favorite topics, penis talk and Halloween costumes! YAY!
This week, the guys go to SoCal for Designer Con, watch Wreck It Ralph and argue about the definition of good parenting. Ugh.
Oct 28th, 2012 by thegeeksavants
This week the guys fully intended to talk about their favorite scream queens and movie monsters, but instead throw their favorite creatures and action heroes into the octagon for an old school Deadliest Warrior throwdown. Who will stand victorious? Dutch or John Matrix? The Predator of the Thing from Another World? Find out here as the guys seek redemption for last week's train wreck!
Don't listen to or watch this awful movie.
This week, it's a free range freeball as the guys talk about some current news, recent movies, the Fall TV season and Ron's Cabin in the Woods. Dare you enter the Cabin?
This week, Ron, Dave, Grant and Brian try something new, spinning TGS off into a brand new show called Tropicana Village!
Ugly's is stressed about traveling but not for reasons you may think. Kellie and Ron try to talk it out with him. Once Ugly gets his groove back after listening to a round of vacation songs, the gang comes up with the ultimate 40th Birthday bash.
What is Grant's Life? for the win! This week the guys give you a game show for the apocalypse, as they bust out the Quizzard and finally get down to the business of their trivia challenge. Two years and five Savants in the making, this one will go down in history!
This week, it's all about toys as the guys talk about Grant's job opportunity with Mattel, unleash the weirdest wind up toy ever, and commentate over Super Ugly's stint on Toy Hunter.
Aug 26th, 2012 by thegeeksavants
This week brings you more of what you asked for Hella Kellie! We rock out and stir up memories from music that remind us of our parents. Also, Ugly decides it's time to start a career in Reggae, the bee from episodes past gets its final revenge on Kellie and Ron Zorb poses a question for the ages.
This week, the guys name their fictional self-help books, address current Facebook fan questions and play Cards Against Humanity.
In this episode, Ugly makes a HUGE life decision and Grant comes clean about one of the saddest points in his long, sad life.
Aug 5th, 2012 by thegeeksavants
Alternate titles for this instant classic episode are "The Five Minute History of Porn," "Gay Porn Stars are Packing the Meat," and "STOCKTON- The Hills DO Have Eyes."
Jul 29th, 2012 by thegeeksavants
Ugly, Kellie and Ron discuss the three B's... Brazilians, Bush and Beavers. Sit back and enjoy Tropicana Village's celebration of Summertime!
This week the guys play a card game and talk an immense amount of shit. Be about it.
This week the guys return from Reno, and Grant goes missing... again. The guys discuss current events, comics trailers and get a gaggle of gifts from Dubba T. Plus, Toys, Singalongs, Ron beats himself up over Facebook, and the guys decide to never post episodes on Ustream ever again.
Jul 1st, 2012 by thegeeksavants
As the gang heads to Reno for the weekend, Ugly and Ron decide to take some time during the week to record their first music podcast episode. Done in Savant style, the guys talk over all the songs with nonsense and tidbits to keep your mind occupied. Hella Kellie joins in during the beginning of the episode to bring massive amounts of sexiness that a normal Geek Savants episode would never have. Laugh, Cry and Vomit as we present the rebirth of Tropicana Village.
In pretty much the worst episode of 2012, TGS tackles the worst movie they, up until this point, have never seen. This is the Super Mario Bros. Movie Commentary.
In an ass backwards episode, Dave fills the role of life coach as the guys discuss simplifying their lives, prioritizing their daily tasks, and preparing for the future. Do you dare fly with the eagle?
This week, The Geek Savants go live on Ustream... and no one is watching.
This week the guys go over some of Grant's favorite conspiracy theories and unexplained mysteries.