On November 18th, the world lost a mainstay in comics podcasting. Eric Martin (aka The Question) passed away in his sleep, suffering a massive heart attack. While we mourn the loss of one of our own, we also celebrate the fingerprints Eric left on podcasting. From Comics Playground to DC Noise and The Trip, and his appearances on Comic Racks, Geek Brunch, and The Geek Savants, Eric was one of the more prolific voices in our community. He will be remembered fondly by his peers, and The Geek Savants are proud to call him friend.
This episode is dedicated to Eric Martin, may he rest in peace.
That said, don’t expect us to be all doom and gloom, and politically correct– this one is chock full of scumdillery. Just like Eric would have wanted.
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This week Dave and Super Ugly discuss a myriad of topics including Tranformers 2, Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, Comics, Television, and the inevitable SavantCon. Plus, the sexiest story in Savant history is told.
This one is sure to make your blood rush into your little munster, Bryan Deemer!
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As Grant prepares to sell the Bukake One, the guys decide to have one last fling in the mobile studio. What transpires is a mixed bag of conversation ranging from the the Hayward Con to recent TV and movies, including reviews of Observe and Report, Community, and the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia musical. Plus, board games, trivia talk and the Bait Bus!
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In this episode, the guys take the long way around discussing current comics. Along the way they take a trip to crazytown as Grant and the boys discuss parenting issues including bed wetting and canine abuse.
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This week, the guys let their balls hang free as they discuss everything from the DCU and the spoiling of Blackest Night (thanks, Previews!) to the future of FGW. Plus, the guys discuss current comics, internet drama and forum etiquette.
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This week the guys welcome Derrick Wiley back into the studio for a super-sized helping of popculture talk covering comics like Ultimate Avengers and recent films like Bruno, GI Joe, Street Fighter and Dragonball: Evolution.
Plus, P-Diddy pays a visit, UPS screws Ugly (sort of), Brian announces his feelings for Mrs. Ugly, and Derrick gives the other Savants insight into living with Dave.
A very special thanks to the Joshness for another awesome intro!
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This week the Geek Savants delve into the news, covering heady topics like the economy, home ownership, celebrity comics, race relations and the death of one of their heroes: John Hughes. It’s a celebration of one of the architects of their youth and the guys send him off Savant style.
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This episode Dave and Ugly (with the help of Grant and the Roberts) recount their weekend at the 2009 San Diego Comic Con. Emotions run hot as Ugly delves into his brief time as G4 and Dark Horse Comics “special correspondent.”
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Posted in Comics on Jul 19th, 2009 No Comments »
It’s the sequel that has been over two years in the making– the follow up to Episode 4: Artist Alley Attacks! In this episode, the Geek Savants discuss their favorite contemporary comic book artists.
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This week the Geek Savants discuss recent comics like Matt Fraction’s Iron Man and the new Batman titles, Dave basks in the joy of streaming Netflix through his Tivo box, and Grant gets excited about the slew of fat people programming coming to a television near you. They also try to figure out why Super Ugly is perceived as podcastings greatest villain. And then Super Ugly proves why it’s true.
Featuring the debut of a new Unified School District song and music by Nigmatic.
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In this episode, the guys talk about one of their favorite shows– Spike TV’s Deadliest Warrior. The manly talk takes a turn towards the geek, as guys take the concept of the show and apply it to popculture, matching up characters from popular movies, comics, and television in death match scenarios. Ever wonder who would win in a fight between Lion-O and He-Man? Old Kirk vs. new Kirk? Prince vs. Michael Jackson? Find out here!
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Posted in Comics, Television on Jul 3rd, 2009 No Comments »
In this special episode, the guys celebrate one of their own– of the hundreds, nay, thousands of entries, Dark Horse and G4 have deemed one of the Geek Savants as the Ultimate Popculture Fanatic. And the crown goes to: Super Ugly. Super Ugly recounts his rise to the bottom rung of society, and begins to plan his stint as G4’s Comic-Con correspondent.
And, in a more touching segment, the guys consult the Urban Dictionary to discover their inner selves. Truths will be revealed and the lives of the Geek Savants will never be the same!
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Posted in Comics, Music on Jun 28th, 2009 No Comments »
The ghost of Michael Jackson sabotages the Geek Savants recording equipment as the guys pay their respect (and disrespect) to the King of Pop. Plus, more stories from Heroes Con and a bonus tale of lore.
Featuring music by PKD Media’s Shawn Pryor with outro music by MJ himself.
NOTE: The sound quality in the front half of this episode is absolutely terrible. If you get frustrated, skip to 1:05:50.
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Posted in Comics on Jun 21st, 2009 No Comments »
Live from their Heroes Con hotel room, Dave and Ugly are joined by PKD Media’s Shawn Pryor, SRG publisher Jason Martin, TV’s Mario, Mrs, Kellie and The Chad for a play by play on Heroes Con 2009. What transpires is a mixed bag including topics ranging from self-publishing, the elevator pitch, D&D, TV’s Keanu Reeves, BBWs, and black bear cubs.

Outro music by the New New Edition.
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Posted in Comics, Television on Jun 9th, 2009 No Comments »
This week the guys go back to their roots with a little kinky roleplaying and try to figure out why the internet turns perfectly normal people into whiny @$$holes. Along the way they find the time to review Breaking Bad, I Kill Giants and recent issues of Thor.
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Posted in Movies, Comics on May 10th, 2009 No Comments »
This week the guys gather in the Bukake One to review recent movies, including the Star Trek film franchise reboot and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Plus lame ass toy trivia, getting over on Disneyland, Mesmo Delivery, Free Comic Book Day and Damone!
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Now well into their second year the guys decide to actually try out a new format. What transpires is a cluster f*ck of epic proportions in which Ugly drops musical wisdom, Dave questions the need for Parks & Recreation, Brian reviews Elite Squad and Grant goes on, and on, and on, and on about recent Green Lanten comics.
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Posted in Comics on Apr 5th, 2009 No Comments »
This episode the Brian, Super Ugly and Dave discuss one of the most enduring comic series of all time: the X-Men.
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Posted in Comics, Television on Mar 15th, 2009 1 Comment »
This week, Dave and Grant spend a romantic afternoon in the Geek Savants sex camper, The Bukake One. What transpires is a popculture rant with topics ranging from this seasons horrible American Idol contestants to Ed Brubaker’s new comic series, Incognito.
Along the way the guys review Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse, Grant gears up to have “the talk” with his daughter and Dave talks about his first boner.
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Posted in Movies, Comics on Mar 9th, 2009 No Comments »
This week, the boys (and girls) take the Bukake One on the road, turning the movie theater parking lot into their makeshift recording studio! They catch an IMAX showing of Watchmen, compare and contrast the film and the comics, argue the necessity of giant, blue CGI penises.
All this, and the guys talk Heroes, Harry Potter and the future of comicbook movies.
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This week, Dave and Super Ugly recall the biggest geek fest to hit the California Bay Area: Wondercon 2009. Plus, one of the most interesting Geek Savants stories of 2008 finds an ending.
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Posted in Comics, Television on Feb 16th, 2009 No Comments »
In this post coital episode, Brian, Dave and Grant discuss the train wreck called Final Crisis and Marvel’s ongoing event Dark Reign. The guys visit some of televisions best in Battlestar Galactica, LOST and The Brave and the Bold, as well as TVs guiltiest pleasure… American Idol.
Plus, tips on the lost art of the Hand Job. Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Posted in Comics on Jan 25th, 2009 No Comments »
In this episode, the guys bring in Geek Savants forum regulars G-Dog, Nigmatic, MelvillesFist, Manticore, and The Question to partake in the Episode 100 pre-party. It’s a an extra special episode that gets into the personal lives of some of their favorite listeners. Find out what life is like coast to coast with the TGS All-Stars!
Plus, the guys talk comics, conventions, sex, lies and murder. Pig-Iron!
Outro music by Nigmatic
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With Super Ugly out with strep throat and Brian basking in the glory of his victory in the poker tourney, Dave and Grant keep the show alive. It’s a jumbled mess as they discuss recent comics including Batman R.I.P. and Captain America, television and Grant’s Biggest Loser Fetish, as well as films like Zack and Miri and whatever that new Dane Cook movie is called.
It’s the episode that makes the distinction between a CGS and CBQ gangbang of Grant Morrison, that’ s sure to pleasure… and punish!
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In this, the first episode of 2009, the Geek Savants discuss what their looking forward to in the new year, including toys, videogames, television, film and their personal lives. It’s a touching, heartfelt episode that coins the term “Clit Boner.” Happy New Year.
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In the final episode of 2008, the guys put pop culture to the test with their brand of awards show: The Savanties. It’s a no-holds-barred look at the best of 2008 as voted on by the listeners.
Plus, the guys go over their Christmas gifts, Grant robs his son of his childhood, Dave shakes his naked ass, and Super Ugly and Brian… get into a fight?! You’ll have to hear it to believe it.
Happy New Year!
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Posted in Movies, Comics, Television on Dec 21st, 2008 1 Comment »
In this prelude to the Savanties, Brian, Dave and Super Ugly review the worst television, film and comics of 2008. Ironically, the episode is rife with audio problems truly making it the worst episode of the year. Bonus!
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Posted in Movies, Comics on Dec 20th, 2008 No Comments »
After a 1 and a half month break, the 2 Bit Podcasters are back! Brian is now a married man and Tom is writing his book on his rise to superpimpdom.
Tom goes to see the new Punisher movie and bends Frank Castle over and gives him some street justice of his own. Speed Racer, Grant Morrison, Secret Invasion and how to be successful with women are the topics of the day.
Welcome back bitches!
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Posted in Comics on Dec 14th, 2008 No Comments »
The lovefest from last week carries over into this weeks episode as Dave, Super Ugly and Grant welcome Brian back to the show to discuss one of the Geek Savants favorite comicbook series: Fables. From the first issue to the current tradepaperback, War and Pieces, the guys go over many of the series highlights and give their predictions for what Bill Willingham has in store for his fairytale heroes.
WARNING: This episode contains two gay jokes, references to Brian’s sex life, the pussification of Grant, Super Ugly and Dave being themselves, and TOO MANY SPOILERS TO COUNT!
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Posted in Comics, Television on Nov 23rd, 2008 2 Comments »
In this very special episode, Dave and Super Ugly give Grant control of the show… only to have the recording session shut down by Grant’s wife! When the dust settles the guys reconvene (via Skype) and discuss their love of Superman, TV’s Survivor, the inevitable price increase of mainstream comics, and much, much more.
Plus, more Darth Ho Slayer Pimp Slaps and a Bro Code that goes full frontal all over your homophobic asses. The march to episode 100 begins here!
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Posted in Comics, Television on Nov 9th, 2008 No Comments »
While Super Ugly and Brian are busy enjoying pleasures from foreign lands, Dave and Grant hold the fort down with a follow up to Episode 80: Freeballing and the Fall Preview 08. This time out guys revisit the Fall TV season and give you the 411 on which shows they’re still watching and loving, and which shows got dumped from their Tivo season pass.
All this and a healthy dose of comicbook talk and parenting advice. Enjoy!
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Posted in Comics on Sep 22nd, 2008 No Comments »
Dave’s computer crashes, leaving the guys episodeless. In a mad scamble to fill the airwaves the Geek Savants call upon their favorite listeners to save the day. Join Brian, Grant and Dave as the frantically skype Eric Martin (The Trip), Shawn Pryor (PKD Media), Stacey Frost (Comic Racks) and Heath Holland (Geek Brunch) in an extra special episode that covers from Ebay hatred, the CGS Super Show, lesbian midget porn to true love.
Music by Dragon Ash and Unified School District.
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In this jampacked episode the Savants tackle everything from recent comics, movies, television and… politics?! Obamania runs wild in the Savant Studio as Super Ugly lays the smack down on your bagel loving asses. You’ve gotta hear it to believe it, brother!
Plus, Brian defends Final Crisis, Grant gushes over Secret Invasion, and Dave speaks his mind on the classic Marvel mini-series, Secret War. The guys review the films ‘Step Brothers’ and ‘Tropic Thunder’ and they even throw in a little ‘Project Runway’ talk to boot.
It’s another freeballing episode that promises to entertain, offend, and possibly educate. Possibly…
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Another San Diego Comic Con has come and gone and Super Ugly and Dave, along with the Daniels: Dwonch & Logan, give you the play by play on their week at the biggest nerdfest of the year. Join them as they tell you the pros and cons of big booty “booth babes,” proclaim their love for artist Nicole Falk, and recount their interaction with the most annoying person in the history of geekdom.
Featuring music by Numic and Super Ugly’s Unified School District.
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Posted in Comics on Jul 26th, 2008 No Comments »
In this post SDCC episode that hopes it has new listeners, the Geek Savants (that’s Grant, Brian, Super Ugly, and Dave for you newbies) talk about the things the love most about comics, namely their favorite heroes, villians, mini and ongoing series. It’s a bukake blast of podcasty goodness that promises to leave you on your knees and begging for more. Sexy!
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In this episode all four Geek Savants get into their recent reads, debate comicbook death and give you step by step instructions on child proofing your toy collection.
All this, and Super Ugly drops the greatest newsflash in Savant history. Curious? Bursting with anticipation? It’s all in this episode’s title, true believers.
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In this episode the guys talk recent comics, movies and television. Along the way they wrap up their Supercon coverage and fill in the gaps in Dave’s drunken memory. Chock full of surprises, this one is full of drunken antics, bad decisions, and apologies to Stacebob, Frank Cho’s assistant, and forum member Webhead (who we accidentally call T-Star and Racer Hex).
Listen if you dare!
Outro music by The Bravery
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The San Jose Marriot gets converted into a makeshift recording studio as the guys take a break from the second largest comics convention in Northern California: Super-Con.
Grant finds his niche as an artist much to the horror of Dave, Brian makes an offer LOST’s Jorge Garcia will probably refuse, and Super Ugly gives us the play by play on his sexy Vegas trip.
And what’s a Hamburger Vagina? Listen on, true believers.
Outro music by The King
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Posted in Movies, Comics on May 11th, 2008 No Comments »
In this episode Dave, Brian and Super Ugly give a spoiler review of Marvel’s blockbuster film Iron Man. Their minds are completely blown by the post credits bonus footage and ask the question on everyone’s lips, “Is an Avengers movie on the horizon?”
Outro music by The Cardigans.
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