The Geek Savants

In this unauthorized episode of the Geek Savants Grant Miller and Brian Roberts decide to take control of the show while Ugly and Dave go whore themselves out in Pittsburgh. We get “Lost” in the Bukake 1 and Freeball our asses off. Be prepared for the hairiest episode to date. No really.

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This week Grant, Dave and Super Ugly take a journey through the murky underbelly of television, film and comics to compile a list of villians sure to send chills down your spine! Along the way the guys squabble over who wrote Red Red Wine, the ‘villianous’ Ben Linus and Nazis being popculture’s most endearing villians. Oh, and we announce the commentary contest winner a week early ’cause we’re weird!

Outro by our man Neil Diamond.

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In the most unfocused episode ever, the guys set out to respond to forum posts and wind up talking about their favorite non-geek hobby: sex. If that’s not enough to pique your interest, they also get pimp slapped by the Ho Slayer, go over their recent reads, the travesty that is American Idol, and the film ‘The Ruins.’

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Join us as we celebrate one of our favorite podcasts: Geek Brunch. GB hosts Heath Holland and Mike Myers (no, the other, OTHER Mike Myers) were gracious enough to invite Dave to sit in on an episode and podcasts collide in an orgy of pop culture sure to offend everyone in earshot.

Nothing is sacred as the Brunch gets a taste of Savant flavor in this epic meeting of the minds!!! Originally posted as Geek Brunch 41: Dwonch You Love Me Baby? on April 10th, 2008.

Listen to the Geek Brunch Podcast every week at: geekbrunchpodcast.com or subscribe at itunes! 

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Brain and Josh are in their element as they give you the first half of their Videogame Special. This time the boys are serving up their opinion on the best game franchises of all time. Dave chimes in a bit, and we present another song by The Unified School District.

Originally posted on April 8th, 2007.

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In this episode, the guys take a tour through their days as two-bit criminals. Somehow Dave and Ugly come out smelling like roses as Grant drops possibly the most disturbing story in Geek Savants history.

 WARNING: Listening to this episode may result in a boner to the face!

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Super Ugly, Dave, and Brian (via email) discuss their top 5 comic artists of all time and the work that made them comicbook demi-gods. From Adam Hughes to Frank Quitely, the Savants leave no stone unturned in this fun and informative forty-something minute romp. Hell, even Rob Liefeld gets a mention!

Originally posted April 2, 2007 

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The tension that’s been building for over a month comes to a head as Grant Miller finally returns to the studio! Luckily, the guys are able to look past his doucheyness long enough to review some comics and music, announce their next contest and add a new segment. Pimp slaps for everyone!

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Another classic for the uninitiated:

This week the Savants throw their lame excuse for a format out the window and go over their personal picks from recent TV, comics, film and movie rentals. Dave goes on a bad trip with Crank, Brian digs a few gems out of the bargain bin, and Josh gives TMNT… FIVE CHUBBIES?! Will wonders never cease?

Originally posted March 27th 2007.

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Happy Easter!

This week, the Geek Savants are joined by Mrs. Ugly as they pick apart Toyfare’s Ass Kicking Women list, and throw down on who should really make the cut.  

The conversation quickly devolves into senseless ramble that can be summed up in four words:

Rosa Parks versus Zombies. Enjoy!

Outro music by Tom Jones.

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Yes, it’s a special Easter treat as the Geek Savants (and Mrs. Ugly) go over the season finale of Project Runway. Want to know what we thought about the final three?

You’re either in… or your out!

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Yes, Grant Miller goes rogue once again ditching his lifelong friends. This time the bastard takes a trip down the coast to commune with the whales and his wife. Tension rises as the Geek Savants decide what’s best for the show, coming to a conclusion that will surprise you. Worlds will shatter, universes will be torn asunder, and the Geek Savants will never be the same!

Oh, and the the guys talk about their favorite Z-list heroes, current comics and more.

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In honor of their one year anniversary, The Geek Savants present their very first episode, “Steve is Dead!” which originally aired on March 13, 2007.

Look for more bonus “classics” and all new episodes every week! Who loves ya, baby?

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With Grant still MIA, the guys discuss his (and their) favorite action movies of all time.

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