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The Geek Savants Return!

This week, we talk about a future that never happened which means the past does not exist.  Ultimately, the universe implodes.

So… this happened.

In the most depressing episode ever, Grant’s hopes and dreams devolve into a cuddle party.

This week the guys do a dramatic reading. Of Cherry Poptart #12. It’s not as awesome as you think it’d be.

This week, the guys talk about old action movies that are due for a remake. It’s a love affair for the ages as the guys look to the past, and dream of a future where their loves come back to them.

This week we focus on recent movies. And Grant.

This week, Kellie, Ugly and Ron discuss New Year’s Resolutions.  Kellie confesses a new addiction that has Ugly worried.  Ugly has his dream of fame come true.  Ron goes Mano-a-Mano with a Christmas present.  With all this action, we short change you all on the music.  You’re welcome.

The boys go over their Christmas wishlists and recount the highs and lows of past holiday seasons. Treat yourselves to the best audio gift of the year: four douchebags and a microphone!

This week, Dave and John kiss and make up, and the guys discuss their health, heart surgery and Grant’s chance of walking away from his life decisions in one piece.

This week, Grant and Ugly get a little mono y mono time, only to reveal that one of their love lives is far from “one on one!”

Kellie unleashes the ultimate secret that all but stuns Ugly and the Zorb.  Plus everyone’s favorite topics, penis talk and Halloween costumes!  YAY!

This week, the guys go to SoCal for Designer Con, watch Wreck It Ralph and argue about the definition of good parenting. Ugh.

This week the guys fully intended to talk about their favorite scream queens and movie monsters, but instead throw their favorite creatures and action heroes into the octagon for an old school Deadliest Warrior throwdown. Who will stand victorious? Dutch or John Matrix? The Predator of the Thing from Another World? Find out here as the guys seek redemption for last week’s train wreck!

Don’t listen to or watch this awful movie.

This week, it’s a free range freeball as the guys talk about some current news, recent movies, the Fall TV season and Ron’s Cabin in the Woods. Dare you enter the Cabin?

This week, Ron, Dave, Grant and Brian try something new, spinning TGS off into a brand new show called Tropicana Village!

Ugly’s is stressed about traveling but not for reasons you may think.  Kellie and Ron try to talk it out with him.  Once Ugly gets his groove back after listening to a round of vacation songs, the gang comes up with the ultimate 40th Birthday bash.

What is Grant’s Life? for the win! This week the guys give you a game show for the apocalypse, as they bust out the Quizzard and finally get down to the  business of their trivia challenge. Two years and five Savants in the making, this one will go down in history!

This week, it’s all about toys as the guys talk about Grant’s job opportunity with Mattel, unleash the weirdest wind up toy ever, and commentate over Super Ugly’s stint on Toy Hunter.

This week brings you more of what you asked for Hella Kellie!  We rock out and stir up memories from music that remind us of our parents. Also, Ugly decides it’s time to start a career in Reggae, the bee from episodes past gets its final revenge on Kellie and Ron Zorb poses a question for the ages.

This week, the guys name their fictional self-help books, address current Facebook fan questions and play Cards Against Humanity.

In this episode, Ugly makes a HUGE life decision and Grant comes clean about one of the saddest points in his long, sad life.

Alternate titles for this instant classic episode are “The Five Minute History of Porn,” “Gay Porn Stars are Packing the Meat,” and “STOCKTON- The Hills DO Have Eyes.”

Ugly, Kellie and Ron discuss the three B’s… Brazilians, Bush and Beavers.  Sit back and enjoy Tropicana Village’s celebration of Summertime!

This week the guys play a card game and talk  an immense amount of shit. Be about it.

This week the guys return from Reno, and Grant goes missing… again. The guys discuss current events, comics trailers and get a gaggle of gifts from Dubba T. Plus, Toys, Singalongs, Ron beats himself up over Facebook, and the guys decide to never post episodes on Ustream ever again.

As the gang heads to Reno for the weekend, Ugly and Ron decide to take some time during the week to record their first music podcast episode.  Done in Savant style, the guys talk over all the songs with nonsense and tidbits to keep your mind occupied.  Hella Kellie joins in during the beginning of the episode to bring massive amounts of sexiness that a normal Geek Savants episode would never have.  Laugh, Cry and Vomit as we present the rebirth of Tropicana Village.

In pretty much the worst episode of 2012, TGS tackles the worst movie they, up until this point, have never seen. This is the Super Mario Bros. Movie Commentary.

In an ass backwards episode, Dave fills the role of life coach as the guys discuss simplifying their lives, prioritizing their daily tasks, and preparing for the future. Do you dare fly with the eagle?

This week, The Geek Savants go live on Ustream… and no one is watching.

This week the guys go over some of Grant’s favorite conspiracy theories and unexplained mysteries.

This week, Grant Ugly and Dave take a trip though Marvel Comics’ foray into Film, TV, and Animated Features.

This week the guys freeball on Ustream, talk about the Avengers film, and discuss the acceptable levels of bestiality.

This week, the guys take a personality test and discuss their astrological signs. It’s a revealing episode that is funnier than it has any right to be.

This week the guys switch it up, putting the spotlight on Super Ugly’s last and arguable best album with Unified School District.

This week, the guys go live on Ustream, and it’s the train wreck you’d expect it would be. The guys catch up on each other’s lives, address listener voicemails, name the Boat from Boat Orgy and talk. A lot.

This week, while the rest of TGS is at a local toy show, Dave decides to gather the guys of Action Lab to discuss their recent Eisner nominations, the artists and writers that have influenced their careers, and the future of their company.

This week Ugly and Dave remember the weekend that was Emerald City Comic Con through weed and alcohol tinted glasses.

This week the guys discuss their best and worst decisions.

This week the guys remember passing of Shane from The Walking Dead, Wondercon Anaheim and Ugly’s cat Dirty.

This week, The Geek Savants play the most twisted gameshow in history. Join them for the first episode of Would You Rather.

This week Ron gets another nickname, and the guys discuss more of their firsts…

This week the guys remember Image Expo fondly… some more than others.

This week the guys jump back into their perfect world scenarios and remake the world of videogames and movies.

This week the guys discuss the things they’d like to see return to popularity, the 2012 celebrity deathwatch… and technology!

Animator/Sculptor Grant Miller is introducing his newest creation, The Stelliform Owl, through a kickstarter campaign. Grant hopes to raise the funds to make this beautiful project a reality. The Stelliform Owl, each one unique and offered as rewards for your pledges.

Grant Miller has been working as a pin-up artist and animator for years, recently turning his attention to 3-D fabrication. Any proceeds above the kickstarter goal will go to fund several projects in the works.

Click on this link to see the Stelliform Owl.

The Stelliform Owl

This week the guys get into a healthy discussion about porn before settling into a vanilla sundae of comics, TV and movie talk.

This week the guys talk about their upcoming projects, their main influences, and where they see their careers going.

This week the guys discuss a slew of their firsts, including their first jobs, best friends, heartbreak, one night stands, drugs and more. Welcome to the future, everyone– it’s chock full of the past.

This week the guys get together to talk about the horrors of Shbooms.

In this first in a series of episodes, The Geek Savants recreate the world in their images What transpires is a two hour discussion about comics, music, and their personal lives, and what changes they’d make if they had God powers.

This week the guys talk about what they’re looking forward to this year, talk about their new year’s resolutions, and take a trip through a listener submitted size chart.

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TGS returns with a vengeance! The guys play catch up, going over Christmas, New Year’s and the very best of 2011.

This week, the guys decide to take a break from TGS proper for the holiday season, focusing the spotlight instead  on the PKD Media Blackbox. Don’t get your feathers ruffled, this episode features TGS hosts Dave and Super Ugly. Along with Black Box host Shawn Pryor, the boys talk about cartoons, comics and their very own projects, Monsters are Just like Us and Space-Time Condominium Vol. 1., as well as Shawn Pryor’s EXO-1 and the Rocksolid Steelbots and the genesis of Action Lab Entertainment.

This week the guys perform an audio drama… of Dave’s graphic novella, “Back in the Day.” If you haven’t picked it up yet, head over to graphic.ly (http://graphicly.com/action-lab-entertainment/back-in-the-day) then play along!

This week, the guys push the boundaries of normalcy. Also, movies and tv talk!

This week the guys talk about what they are most thankful for… and also what they are least thankful for.

Dave and Ugly discuss their 20 year highscool reunion. Let that stew around in your brain a little bit, then enjoy the show!

This week the guys go over news and listen to voicemails, leading to the most titillating topic in recent history as they design the perfect TGS sex club. Plus, Dave and Ugly bust out the old yearbook for a little trip down memory lane before their 20 year highschool reunion. It’s not as interesting as you might think.

K.I.T. –The Geek Savants

It’s a free balling orgy as the Savants welcome their little ewok, Brian Roberts, back to the show. Lots of popculture talk as the guys discuss DC’s new 52, recent TV and movie picks, and throw in a dramatic reading from Super Ugly’s unholy bible to boot!

This week, the Savants close out the Halloween season with thier commentary of Friday the 13th: The New Blood.

This week, the guys discuss their worst nightmares and argue over which horror movie world they’d want to try to survive in.

This week, the guys get into Halloween spirit by talking about the worst movie monsters of all time. Plus, they tackle recent (and not so recent) horror stories in the news.

This week the guys try to bounce back from Super Ugly’s Birthday Sing-a-long, and Grant tries to explain why he’s the worst friend ever. Plus, the guys go over recent movies and TV until a friend from Super Ugly’s past derails an episode that can only be described as a frisky puppy stuck between two german shepherds. The Geek Savants are back, and scummier than ever.

After the hard drive crash that nearly ended TGS, Grant “IT” Miller is able to salvage almost an entire episode! Even with 20 minutes missing from the episode, it’s still crammed full of goodness as the Geek Savants discuss their favorite post 1990 sitcoms as they put them in the octagon and eventually crown the king of the sitcom ring!

In the wake of the Geek Savants’ hard drive crash, what was once 2 hours of glory is now a truncated 30 minute episode. Still packed full of comedy, this episode contains everything they could recover from the black box.

It happens to the best of them. This week TGS unintentionally takes the week off as the hard drive they save their episodes to crashes. To make matters worse, episodes 30 and 31 are lost in the system failure. Grant Miller, TGS’ resident IT guy, is working hard to save what’s left of 30 and 31 from a slowly degrading external drive, but episode 29 was lost completely.

For those who couldn’t make it to the TGS Physical Challenge, the Geek Savants are offering this 11×17 poster, printed on semi-gloss, cardstock. Be a part of TGS history for only $12 (shipping included). There is an extremely limited quantity of these left, so paypal wopapino73@yahoo.com to get yours today!

This week the guys deliver up a three course meal of awesome, going over their favorite comicbook covers, album covers, and cover tunes.

This week, Dave and Super Ugly take each other to the limit with the very first Geek Savants Physical Challenge! Who won? Who lost? Who will now live in shame? Legends will be made, and history will be mad!

This week the guys deliver a mixed bag containing the greatest poop stories ever told, and discuss what would happen if they planned their 20 year highschool reunion. Plus, Dave and Ugly gear up fot the TGS Physical Challenge with a ton of trash talking.

This week, The Geek Savants host their own kind of intervention.

This week, the guys fail at another sex quiz before recounting one of the most pivitol times in their lives: the time they spent as Pizza Boys.

This week, Dave and Ugly recount their time at the magical San Diego Comic-Con International.

Dave is drunk in San Diego for Comic Con and can’t remember what the Geek Savants talked about in this episode. He also likes to talk in third person. But wow, this episode art is A-mazing. Cheers!

This week, the guys record the most perverted episode in their four year history. You really have to hear it to believe it.

This week the guys look back at fads. From Swatch watches to rat tails, the guys cover all of the nonsense that warped their little minds, and even attempt to make sense of some of today’s fads.

This week, the boys jump into voicemails and news leading to discussions on bathroom etiquette and masturbation, leaving them wondering whether they are sex addicts. Thankfully, they take an online quiz to settle the debate!

Plus, the 30th anniversary of Raiders of the Lost Ark, the all time worst X-Men characters of all time, and the secret life of Gem Thompson!

This week the guys review this summer’s crop of movies including X-Men First Class, Thor, Green Lantern, The Hangover 2, and Bridesmaids. Plus, Super Ugly falls and hurts himself (again), Grant redefines the term “Rough Play,” Dave shows his (overly) sensitive side, and Ron takes a stand against the internet.

The Geek Savants have a new voicemail line, and they want to hear from YOU! Send us your questions, comments and scummy stories to 510-306-4335 (That’s 510-306-GEEK).

We’ll be playing and responding to them on air so get to it! Be a part of the show!

In this special Father’s Day episode, the guys talk about DC’s upcoming reboot…. and their dads.

This week The Geek Savants go digging through Grant’s box of cherished comics, and discuss a poll… from the female perspective. Very quickly they discovering that all women are liars, only telling the truth when it doesn’t paint them in a negative light. Plus, they review a few movies, and discuss this season’s crop of TV cancellations.

After last week’s train wreck of an episode, the entire TGS cast reunites for one of the best episodes ever! Brian and Grant join Dave, Ron and Ugly in the new Savant Compound to discuss Ugly’s move to the In-Law’s house, Grant’s dick pictures, Comic Talk, News, and Email.

Plus, Brian coins a new phrase, and Grant’s daughter finds Jesus.

This week TGS travel into the not-so-distant future to check in on Super Ugly, who has moved into his in-law’s house. After a truly horrible tale of woe, Dave and Ron make a pact to go back in time to prevent Ugly from making the worst decision of his life.

The duo make it back to May 29th, 2011 to warn Ugly of the Future Imperfect… and to record a truly awful episode. This mixed bag of crap has topics ranging from sex toys gone wrong to comicbook trivia. It’s not as fun as it sounds, trust us.

This week, The Geek Savants celebrate their exclusion from The Rapture with a smattering of mini-topics including theit favorite single comicbook, favorite fast food eats, and their most embarrassing album. Plus, the guys go through Super Ugly’s most cherished comics… and price them. It’s much funnier than it sounds…

This week the guys go over recent news including the death of Osama, the incarceration of Justiano, the Bathroom Hard Man, and the Granny Bandit. Plus, Super Ugly prepares to hide his porn from the in-laws and the guys discuss what the FBI will find when they raid their houses.

This week Dave and Ugly recall the weekend that was Comic Geek Speak’s Super Show.

This week the guys discuss their favorite Super Villain Teams and a few of their own personal defects.

This week all five Savants get together to talk about classic videogames for the first time… again. After two bungled attempts including a hard drive and computer crash, the guys finally get it right! Strap yourselves in for a trip down 8-bit memory lane, kiddies!

This week the entire TGS cast returns for a freeballer of epic epicness! Join them as they discuss current events in their personal lives, Dave is defiled by the sentient Brian Robots, Dave challenges Ugly to their very own triathalon, and Grant visits a psychic! Plus, more political rants and… the news!

This week the guys drop all of their knowledge surviving, nay, thriving during convention season. The guys bounce between topics from both sides of the table as both fanboys and professionals, covering the highs and lows of comic fandom.

This week the guys pay tribute Japan in pure TGS fashion: by going over the things they love most about their popculture. Join them, won’t you?

In this episode Super Ugly, Ronzorb and Dave recall their misspent youths, and their wasted potential. From comic projects to music making, the guys lament their best years and come to the realization that it’s all down hill from here. And if that isn’t enough of a downer, TGS talks about Japan. Blergh. 

Outro song “Ron Baxter” by Unified School District.

This week, the guys kick it old school with a little comic talk, namely their favorite super hero teams. ‘Nuff said!