And, in a more touching segment, the guys consult the Urban Dictionary to discover their inner selves. Truths will be revealed and the lives of the Geek Savants will never be the same!

Featuring music by PKD Media’s Shawn Pryor with outro music by MJ himself.

NOTE: The sound quality in the front half of this episode is absolutely terrible. If you get frustrated, skip to 1:05:50.

Outro music by the New New Edition.

Along the way Dave somehow polishes off an entire bottle of vodka, insuring this one will be chock full of what the f*ck?! Excelsior!

WARNING: THIS EPISODE IS PACKED WITH SPOILERS. YOU CAN’T GO BACK IN TIME TO UNDO LISTENING TO IT!

The guys talk TV and movies, Super Ugly laments his misspent youth, and Brian gives a (not so) dramatic reading from the novel Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Yep, he doesn’t like war movies.

Ever wonder why scum bags always get the girl? Wonder no more, true believers.

Plus Transporter 3, Wonder Woman and Role Models get reviewed, renfare fantasies and the origin of teh!

In between jabs at McG and each other, Ugly smokes enough weed to kill a donkey, Dave gets beligerently drunk, and Grant and Brian barely manage to keep the show from derailing completely! Plus, Lucy Liu, Joey from Friends and Geek Savants favorite, Sam Rockwell.

Pop the dvd in and take a trip down memory lane… it’s not as bad as you remember…

Plus, Brian finally see “Children of Men,” and the the guys discuss the pros and cons of scientific advancements like cloning, artificial intelligence… and Facebook. This one is definitely the full bukake, true believers!

Along the way the guys review Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse, Grant gears up to have “the talk” with his daughter and Dave talks about his first boner.

All this, and the guys talk Heroes, Harry Potter and the future of comicbook movies.

It’s a spoiler-filled episode that gives a start to finish account of the newest installment of the Jason Voorhees franchise, and side by side comparison of the original classic. Two hot chicks and three obnoxious dicks– this is one has it all! Well, except Grant…

Plus, tips on the lost art of the Hand Job. Happy Valentine’s Day!

And while Grant can neither confirm or deny Dave’s magic sex number, he does declare the winner in the “most blowable Savant” category, Ugly tells the most disturbing masturbation story ever, Dave dares to watch his parents sex tape, and Brian… speaks!

It’s another instant classic that delves into the twisted psyche you favorite hooligans.

Plus, the guys talk comics, conventions, sex, lies and murder. Pig-Iron!

Outro music by Nigmatic

Plus, the guys try to fix the economy, go over recent television, throw four bro codes your way, and discuss the dissolution of Ugly’s magical threesome.

It’s the episode that makes the distinction between a CGS and CBQ gangbang of Grant Morrison, that’ s sure to pleasure… and punish!

Plus, the guys go over their Christmas gifts, Grant robs his son of his childhood, Dave shakes his naked ass, and Super Ugly and Brian… get into a fight?! You’ll have to hear it to believe it.

Happy New Year!

Tom goes to see the new Punisher movie and bends Frank Castle over and gives him some street justice of his own. Speed Racer, Grant Morrison, Secret Invasion and how to be successful with women are the topics of the day.

Welcome back bitches!

 WARNING: This episode contains two gay jokes, references to Brian’s sex life, the pussification of Grant, Super Ugly and Dave being themselves, and TOO MANY SPOILERS TO COUNT!

THE 2008 SAVANTIES

Email your picks to: thegeeksavants@yahoo.com

MOVIES:

Best Comic Movie

1. Iron Man
2. Incredible Hulk
3. Hellboy 2
4. Wanted
5. The Dark Knight
6. Other___________

Best Dick Friendly Chick Flick

1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
2. Zack and Miri Make a Porno
3. Sex and the City
4. Other___________

Best Horror Movie

1. The Strangers
2. The Ruins
3. The Signal
4. Quarantine
5. Cloverfield
6. Other___________

Best Sci-Fi/Action Movie

1. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
2. Doomsday
3. The X-Files: I Want to Believe
4. Speed Racer
5. Hancock
6. Other___________

Best Animated Movie

1. Wall-E
2. Kung Fu Panda
3. Star Wars: the Clone Wars
4. Batman: Gotham Knight
5. Justice League: The New Frontier
6. Other___________

Best Comedy Film

1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
2. Tropic Thunder
3. Step Brothers
4. Pineapple Express
5. Be Kind Rewind
6. Other___________

TELEVISION:

Best Sci-Fi/Action, Television

1. Heroes
2. Battlestar Galactica
3. LOST
4. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
5. Fringe
6. Other___________

Best Animated, Television

1. Star Wars: The Clone Wars
2. The Venture Bros.
3. The Simpsons
4. Family Guy
5. Robot Chicken
6. Other___________

Best Comedy, Television

1. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
2. The Office
3. 30 Rock
4. How I Met Your Mother
5. Entourage
6. Other___________

COMICS:

Best Ongoing Series

1. Fables
2. The Walking Dead
3. Captain America
4. Astonishing X-Men
5. Action Comics
6. Other___________

Best Mini-Series or One-Shot

1. Secret Invasion
2. Final Crisis
3. Rogue’s Revenge
4. The Twelve
5. Rage of the Red Lanterns (One-Shot)
6. Other___________

Best New Series, Ongoing or Mini

1. Secret Six (DC)
2. Red Hulk (Marvel)
3. Trinity (DC)
4. Northlanders (Vertigo)
5. Thor (Marvel)
6. Other___________

Best Hero

1. Batman
2. Heath Huston (Fear Agent)
3. Superman
4. Captain America (Winter Soldier)
5. Daredevil
6. Other___________

Best Villian

1. The Hood
2. Skrull Queen (Spider-Woman)
3. Brainiac
4. Red Skull
5. Mongul
6. Other___________

TOYS:

Best Single Toy

1. NECA TMNT Figure
2. Galactus Mighty Mugg
3. Marvel Select Thor
4. Bulkhead (Transformer Animated)
5. DC Justice Captain Cold

Best Toy Line

1. NECA TMNT
2. Transformers Animated
3. DCU Classics
4. Mighty Muggs
5. Star Wars: The Clone Wars

AND ON THE SELF-INDULGENT SIDE:

Best Savants On Air Moment

1. Ugly’s Threesome
2. Grant’s Catalina Story
3. Mr. Dwonch’s Wild Ride
4. One Compliment, One Criticism
5. Grant’s Gas Station Escapades
6. Other___________

Best Geek Savants Episode

1. Episode 57: Sticking it to the Man
2. Episode 68: The Chicken Lady and Man Delores
3. Episode 71: And Ugly Makes Three
4. Episode 75: Questions, Compliments and Criticisms
5. Episode 87: Brian’s Bachelor Party Roast
6. Other___________

Plus, more Darth Ho Slayer Pimp Slaps and a Bro Code that goes full frontal all over your homophobic asses. The march to episode 100 begins here!

All this and a healthy dose of comicbook talk and parenting advice. Enjoy!

Our little Brian has spread his wings and, along with longtime friend Tom Green, created his own podcast “The 2 Bit Podcasters!” In this episode the guys get personal with one of their favorite anime of all time, “Golden Boy.” Study, study, study, study, study…

Lots of spirits are consumed, marriage advice is given, and Dave drunkenly roasts Brian. Enjoy!

So pop your copy into the dvd player (you know you own it), sit back and have a laugh with the Geek Savants.

Outro music by “The Count”

Music by Dragon Ash and Unified School District. 

Join Dave, Brian, Grant and Super Ugly as they explore the darkest side of the force. Covering everything from their first recollections of “A New Hope” to the ”New Jedi Order” novels, this one has it all! 

Interlude from Patton Oswalt’s “Werewolves and Lolipops.”

Plus, Brian defends Final Crisis, Grant gushes over Secret Invasion, and Dave speaks his mind on the classic Marvel mini-series, Secret War. The guys review the films ‘Step Brothers’ and ‘Tropic Thunder’ and they even throw in a little ‘Project Runway’ talk to boot.  

It’s another freeballing episode that promises to entertain, offend, and possibly educate. Possibly…  

Strap this one to your chin, true believers!  

Bombarded with homoerotic questions, the Savants reveal their true feelings for each other and one listener request threatens to end their lifelong friendships.  

Featuring music by Numic and Super Ugly’s Unified School District.

Packed with useless trivia, character bios and overviews of their favorite episodes, the boys leave no stone unturned as they celebrate their love for two teenage boys named Hank and Dean.

They even find time to review Hellboy II and give you the skinny on the new DC Animated DVD, Batman: Gotham Knight.

All this, and Super Ugly drops the greatest newsflash in Savant history. Curious? Bursting with anticipation? It’s all in this episode’s title, true believers.

Dust of those old VHS tapes and get ready for movie night… Savant Style!

Special thanks to forum member (and commentary contest winner), Zelicious. We owe you some crappy comics! Sho’nuff!

This exhaustive two hour episode is easily the most vulgar outing to date, and gives more insight into the personal lives of the Geek Savants and the events that shaped them into the scumbags that you know and love.

Share it with your significant others! 

Want to sing along? Get the Geek Savants Mixtape here:

http://rapidshare.com/files/122696426/The_Geek_Savant_Mix.zip.html 

Oh, and they talk about earning the porn.

 Originally posted on May 17th,2007

WARNING: If you haven’t seen the film, don’t listen to all spoiler episode!!!

Outro music by… well, if you don’t know we’re not telling.

Listen if you dare!

Outro music by The Bravery 

Grant finds his niche as an artist much to the horror of Dave, Brian makes an offer LOST’s Jorge Garcia will probably refuse, and Super Ugly gives us the play by play on his sexy Vegas trip.

And what’s a Hamburger Vagina? Listen on, true believers.  

Outro music by The King

Outro music by The Cardigans.

Originally posted April 16th 2007, this marks the very first episode featuring Grant “Peena Colada” Miller!

Outro by our man Neil Diamond.

Nothing is sacred as the Brunch gets a taste of Savant flavor in this epic meeting of the minds!!! Originally posted as Geek Brunch 41: Dwonch You Love Me Baby? on April 10th, 2008.

Listen to the Geek Brunch Podcast every week at: geekbrunchpodcast.com or subscribe at itunes! 

Originally posted on April 8th, 2007.

 WARNING: Listening to this episode may result in a boner to the face!

Originally posted April 2, 2007 

This week the Savants throw their lame excuse for a format out the window and go over their personal picks from recent TV, comics, film and movie rentals. Dave goes on a bad trip with Crank, Brian digs a few gems out of the bargain bin, and Josh gives TMNT… FIVE CHUBBIES?! Will wonders never cease?

Originally posted March 27th 2007.

This week, the Geek Savants are joined by Mrs. Ugly as they pick apart Toyfare’s Ass Kicking Women list, and throw down on who should really make the cut.  

The conversation quickly devolves into senseless ramble that can be summed up in four words:

Rosa Parks versus Zombies. Enjoy!

Outro music by Tom Jones.

You’re either in… or your out!

This is the one that started us on the road to hell. Enjoy the ride.
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Oh, and the the guys talk about their favorite Z-list heroes, current comics and more.

Look for more bonus “classics” and all new episodes every week! Who loves ya, baby?

So in honor of our balless comrade, we present the first installment of “group therapy.” Thanks a lot, Grant!

Oh, and in between cheap shots we recount the weekend that was Wondercon 2008.

Expect sparks to fly!

Oh, and there will be a special guest at the top of the program. See you Sunday.

 Spoilers ahoy!

To celebrate their 50th episode, the Geek Savants answer more listener questions and come up with a few of their own. From porn to comics to television and back again, the Geek Savants leave no stone unturned in this landmark episode. 

The conversation goes into several dark places, so this one may not be for everyone. You’ve been warned!

In this episode Grant, Dave and Ugs discuss a group of people near and dear to their hearts: Super Villians. No, not those douche bags in the Westboro Baptist Church (R.I.P. Heath Ledger), Z-List comic villians are the topic du jour and the boys serve up a hot plate of badness so good it’ll leave you hungry for more!

Exclamation!!

Oh, and the boys go over the comicbook series they want made into TV shows. Talk about a Christmas wishlist!

If you aren’t easily offended by dick-loving humor and terrible comic movies this one’s for you!

This one leads directly into next week’s Batman and Robin commentary episode, so dust off those dvds kids, we’re going back into the trenches!

Featuring beats by Unified School District’s Ecto One.

The answer may upset you. And him.