This week, the guys take a personality test and discuss their astrological signs. It’s a revealing episode that is funnier than it has any right to be.

This week the guys switch it up, putting the spotlight on Super Ugly’s last and arguable best album with Unified School District.

This week, the guys go live on Ustream, and it’s the train wreck you’d expect it would be. The guys catch up on each other’s lives, address listener voicemails, name the Boat from Boat Orgy and talk. A lot.

This week, while the rest of TGS is at a local toy show, Dave decides to gather the guys of Action Lab to discuss their recent Eisner nominations, the artists and writers that have influenced their careers, and the future of their company.

This week Ugly and Dave remember the weekend that was Emerald City Comic Con through weed and alcohol tinted glasses.

This week the guys discuss their best and worst decisions.

This week the guys remember passing of Shane from The Walking Dead, Wondercon Anaheim and Ugly’s cat Dirty.

This week, The Geek Savants play the most twisted gameshow in history. Join them for the first episode of Would You Rather.

This week Ron gets another nickname, and the guys discuss more of their firsts…

This week the guys remember Image Expo fondly… some more than others.

This week the guys jump back into their perfect world scenarios and remake the world of videogames and movies.

This week the guys discuss the things they’d like to see return to popularity, the 2012 celebrity deathwatch… and technology!

Animator/Sculptor Grant Miller is introducing his newest creation, The Stelliform Owl, through a kickstarter campaign. Grant hopes to raise the funds to make this beautiful project a reality. The Stelliform Owl, each one unique and offered as rewards for your pledges.

Grant Miller has been working as a pin-up artist and animator for years, recently turning his attention to 3-D fabrication. Any proceeds above the kickstarter goal will go to fund several projects in the works.

Click on this link to see the Stelliform Owl.

The Stelliform Owl

This week the guys get into a healthy discussion about porn before settling into a vanilla sundae of comics, TV and movie talk.

This week the guys talk about their upcoming projects, their main influences, and where they see their careers going.

This week the guys discuss a slew of their firsts, including their first jobs, best friends, heartbreak, one night stands, drugs and more. Welcome to the future, everyone– it’s chock full of the past.

This week the guys get together to talk about the horrors of Shbooms.

In this first in a series of episodes, The Geek Savants recreate the world in their images What transpires is a two hour discussion about comics, music, and their personal lives, and what changes they’d make if they had God powers.

This week the guys talk about what they’re looking forward to this year, talk about their new year’s resolutions, and take a trip through a listener submitted size chart.

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TGS returns with a vengeance! The guys play catch up, going over Christmas, New Year’s and the very best of 2011.

This week, the guys decide to take a break from TGS proper for the holiday season, focusing the spotlight instead  on the PKD Media Blackbox. Don’t get your feathers ruffled, this episode features TGS hosts Dave and Super Ugly. Along with Black Box host Shawn Pryor, the boys talk about cartoons, comics and their very own projects, Monsters are Just like Us and Space-Time Condominium Vol. 1., as well as Shawn Pryor’s EXO-1 and the Rocksolid Steelbots and the genesis of Action Lab Entertainment.

This week the guys perform an audio drama… of Dave’s graphic novella, “Back in the Day.” If you haven’t picked it up yet, head over to graphic.ly (http://graphicly.com/action-lab-entertainment/back-in-the-day) then play along!

This week, the guys push the boundaries of normalcy. Also, movies and tv talk!

This week the guys talk about what they are most thankful for… and also what they are least thankful for.

Dave and Ugly discuss their 20 year highscool reunion. Let that stew around in your brain a little bit, then enjoy the show!

This week the guys go over news and listen to voicemails, leading to the most titillating topic in recent history as they design the perfect TGS sex club. Plus, Dave and Ugly bust out the old yearbook for a little trip down memory lane before their 20 year highschool reunion. It’s not as interesting as you might think.

K.I.T. –The Geek Savants

It’s a free balling orgy as the Savants welcome their little ewok, Brian Roberts, back to the show. Lots of popculture talk as the guys discuss DC’s new 52, recent TV and movie picks, and throw in a dramatic reading from Super Ugly’s unholy bible to boot!

This week, the Savants close out the Halloween season with thier commentary of Friday the 13th: The New Blood.

This week, the guys discuss their worst nightmares and argue over which horror movie world they’d want to try to survive in.

This week, the guys get into Halloween spirit by talking about the worst movie monsters of all time. Plus, they tackle recent (and not so recent) horror stories in the news.

This week the guys try to bounce back from Super Ugly’s Birthday Sing-a-long, and Grant tries to explain why he’s the worst friend ever. Plus, the guys go over recent movies and TV until a friend from Super Ugly’s past derails an episode that can only be described as a frisky puppy stuck between two german shepherds. The Geek Savants are back, and scummier than ever.

After the hard drive crash that nearly ended TGS, Grant “IT” Miller is able to salvage almost an entire episode! Even with 20 minutes missing from the episode, it’s still crammed full of goodness as the Geek Savants discuss their favorite post 1990 sitcoms as they put them in the octagon and eventually crown the king of the sitcom ring!

In the wake of the Geek Savants’ hard drive crash, what was once 2 hours of glory is now a truncated 30 minute episode. Still packed full of comedy, this episode contains everything they could recover from the black box.

It happens to the best of them. This week TGS unintentionally takes the week off as the hard drive they save their episodes to crashes. To make matters worse, episodes 30 and 31 are lost in the system failure. Grant Miller, TGS’ resident IT guy, is working hard to save what’s left of 30 and 31 from a slowly degrading external drive, but episode 29 was lost completely.

For those who couldn’t make it to the TGS Physical Challenge, the Geek Savants are offering this 11×17 poster, printed on semi-gloss, cardstock. Be a part of TGS history for only $12 (shipping included). There is an extremely limited quantity of these left, so paypal wopapino73@yahoo.com to get yours today!

This week the guys deliver up a three course meal of awesome, going over their favorite comicbook covers, album covers, and cover tunes.

This week, Dave and Super Ugly take each other to the limit with the very first Geek Savants Physical Challenge! Who won? Who lost? Who will now live in shame? Legends will be made, and history will be mad!

This week the guys deliver a mixed bag containing the greatest poop stories ever told, and discuss what would happen if they planned their 20 year highschool reunion. Plus, Dave and Ugly gear up fot the TGS Physical Challenge with a ton of trash talking.

This week, The Geek Savants host their own kind of intervention.

This week, the guys fail at another sex quiz before recounting one of the most pivitol times in their lives: the time they spent as Pizza Boys.

This week, Dave and Ugly recount their time at the magical San Diego Comic-Con International.

Dave is drunk in San Diego for Comic Con and can’t remember what the Geek Savants talked about in this episode. He also likes to talk in third person. But wow, this episode art is A-mazing. Cheers!

This week, the guys record the most perverted episode in their four year history. You really have to hear it to believe it.

This week the guys look back at fads. From Swatch watches to rat tails, the guys cover all of the nonsense that warped their little minds, and even attempt to make sense of some of today’s fads.

This week, the boys jump into voicemails and news leading to discussions on bathroom etiquette and masturbation, leaving them wondering whether they are sex addicts. Thankfully, they take an online quiz to settle the debate!

Plus, the 30th anniversary of Raiders of the Lost Ark, the all time worst X-Men characters of all time, and the secret life of Gem Thompson!

This week the guys review this summer’s crop of movies including X-Men First Class, Thor, Green Lantern, The Hangover 2, and Bridesmaids. Plus, Super Ugly falls and hurts himself (again), Grant redefines the term “Rough Play,” Dave shows his (overly) sensitive side, and Ron takes a stand against the internet.

The Geek Savants have a new voicemail line, and they want to hear from YOU! Send us your questions, comments and scummy stories to 510-306-4335 (That’s 510-306-GEEK).

We’ll be playing and responding to them on air so get to it! Be a part of the show!

In this special Father’s Day episode, the guys talk about DC’s upcoming reboot…. and their dads.

This week The Geek Savants go digging through Grant’s box of cherished comics, and discuss a poll… from the female perspective. Very quickly they discovering that all women are liars, only telling the truth when it doesn’t paint them in a negative light. Plus, they review a few movies, and discuss this season’s crop of TV cancellations.

After last week’s train wreck of an episode, the entire TGS cast reunites for one of the best episodes ever! Brian and Grant join Dave, Ron and Ugly in the new Savant Compound to discuss Ugly’s move to the In-Law’s house, Grant’s dick pictures, Comic Talk, News, and Email.

Plus, Brian coins a new phrase, and Grant’s daughter finds Jesus.

This week TGS travel into the not-so-distant future to check in on Super Ugly, who has moved into his in-law’s house. After a truly horrible tale of woe, Dave and Ron make a pact to go back in time to prevent Ugly from making the worst decision of his life.

The duo make it back to May 29th, 2011 to warn Ugly of the Future Imperfect… and to record a truly awful episode. This mixed bag of crap has topics ranging from sex toys gone wrong to comicbook trivia. It’s not as fun as it sounds, trust us.

This week, The Geek Savants celebrate their exclusion from The Rapture with a smattering of mini-topics including theit favorite single comicbook, favorite fast food eats, and their most embarrassing album. Plus, the guys go through Super Ugly’s most cherished comics… and price them. It’s much funnier than it sounds…

This week the guys go over recent news including the death of Osama, the incarceration of Justiano, the Bathroom Hard Man, and the Granny Bandit. Plus, Super Ugly prepares to hide his porn from the in-laws and the guys discuss what the FBI will find when they raid their houses.

This week Dave and Ugly recall the weekend that was Comic Geek Speak’s Super Show.

This week the guys discuss their favorite Super Villain Teams and a few of their own personal defects.

This week all five Savants get together to talk about classic videogames for the first time… again. After two bungled attempts including a hard drive and computer crash, the guys finally get it right! Strap yourselves in for a trip down 8-bit memory lane, kiddies!

This week the entire TGS cast returns for a freeballer of epic epicness! Join them as they discuss current events in their personal lives, Dave is defiled by the sentient Brian Robots, Dave challenges Ugly to their very own triathalon, and Grant visits a psychic! Plus, more political rants and… the news!

This week the guys drop all of their knowledge surviving, nay, thriving during convention season. The guys bounce between topics from both sides of the table as both fanboys and professionals, covering the highs and lows of comic fandom.

This week the guys pay tribute Japan in pure TGS fashion: by going over the things they love most about their popculture. Join them, won’t you?

In this episode Super Ugly, Ronzorb and Dave recall their misspent youths, and their wasted potential. From comic projects to music making, the guys lament their best years and come to the realization that it’s all down hill from here. And if that isn’t enough of a downer, TGS talks about Japan. Blergh. 

Outro song “Ron Baxter” by Unified School District.

This week, the guys kick it old school with a little comic talk, namely their favorite super hero teams. ‘Nuff said!

In the wake of Brian Roberts departure from TGS, the Geek Savants fill the void by building a new co-host. Meet Brian Robots.

With their mechanical friend in tow, The Savants discuss the news, recently watched movies, toy purchases, and throw in a little comic talk for good measure. Plus, tales of lore including debt reduction and mystery fetishes. The future is here!

Outro Music by Ron Logic and Super Ugly

After three weeks of well deserved rest, The Geek Savants reunite and discuss the fun, frenzy, and fall out of Episode 200: They Live. A new era in TGS history begins! Tune in, tune out and insert your balls in your loved ones mouths.

This is it, the end of an era, and the rebirth of The Geek Savants. They LIVE.

Recorded live in front of a live studio audience at Golden West Sign Art in Berkley, CA on Feb. 11th 2011, this episode features News, Tales of Lore, a Q&A session, used Tenga Eggs, and enough booze  to fell a Russian donkey.  

The show features video clips, stills, and exclusive short films, so much of the episode will be lost in translation, but rest assured that TGS is hard at work on getting images ready for the website, and editing the film into a very special series of video podcasts.

Intro music by Jen Harper and Super Ugly.

This is it! The penultimate flashback episode! The End is near!

In the classiest episode ever, the guys discuss current events, the live show, and whore ex-girlfriends. Plus, the group contemplates the future of the show in the wake of the most shocking announcement in Savant history. A chapter of TGS is closing, and the show will never be the same.

Remember the awesomeness of a much younger, sexier cast of Geek Savants! Now with commentary by the older, saggier cast!

This year, the guys forego the tradition of “The Savanties” and give you their personal favorites in popculture from 2010. Plus, the best moments of the show and their personal lives remembered.

This week the guys bring in the New Year by discussing what they did on New Years eve. An innocent conversation turns dark as Dave and Ugly bicker like a married couple, putting Ron the Sexkimo in the middle of their thinly veiled lover’s quarrel. Plus, Christmas presents, New Year resolutions and news!

Welcome to 2011…

Come one, come all… The Geek Savants are recording a live show to celebrate their 200th episode. Join Super Ugly, Dave Dwonch, Brian Roberts, Grant Miller and Ron Baxter for a wild night of debauchery. We will be showing videos, taking questions from the audience, boozing, using, and there will be special Burlesque performances by Sparkly Devil as BarbWire and Lady Satan as Poison Ivy. We need all of our fans to tell all their friends, bring as many people as you can. The cost is a donation of 5 dollars, you can always donate more, to help cover the cost of creating this monstrosity. This an R-rated event, no children please, we don’t want to damage anyone. If you have any questions contact us at thegeeksavants@yahoo.com, or if you want to ASK us any questions, we will answer even the weirdest questions on stage. yikes. Lets make this a night to foggily remember. Show starts at 9pm… Doors are at 8pm. Don’t be late…

This week the guys go balls deep with another flashback episode. This time the guys reintroduce the one that started them on the path of scumdillery– Episode 50: Four Hours You Will NEVER Get Back! Bloated on snack food, tequila and weed, this Q&A session from February 2008 now features 40 additional minutes “director’s commentary” from Grant, Brian, Super Ugly, Dave and Ron the Sexkimo.

This week TGS discusses the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries. From the Loch Ness Monster to the Bermuda Triangle to the Nazi Bell, the guys delve deep into true life stories, hoaxes and bizarre events in history.

Plus, they talk about what they want for Christmas, and order their own stocking stuffers!

This week the entire cast reunites for a freeball episode  of epic proportion! Dave gets hit by a car, Grant relays the frustration of designing big girl statues, Brian slanders the British, Ugly discovers the joy of marijuana infused breast milk, and Ron the Sexkimo gets splinched by a horny Filipino.  

Plus, the guys review the new Harry Potter flick, Get Him to the Greek, The Expendables, The Losers, Scott Pilgrim, The Walking Dead season finale, and a slew of crap reality shows!

Music by Vanilla Ice and Flock of Seagulls.

This week Dave and Ugly take you back… way back to the beginnings of The Geek Savants with episode 25. Recorded in the first six monthes of the show, this one features Brian, Super Ugly, Dave and brother Dan in the first of many no-holes-barred Q&A anniversary episodes, which TGS would eventually become infamous for.

Plus twenty minutes of bonus “Director’s Cut” commentary from Super Ugly and Dave! The bold march to episode 200 begins here!

This week, Brian, Ron and Grant abandon the show, leaving Super Ugly and Dave to their own awkward devices. Somehow they manage to churn out a freeballing episode jam packed with movie, comics and TV reviews, Black Friday buys, racial generalizations and parenting advice!

This week, The Geek Savants give you a double feature of epic proportion!  First, the guys discuss their favorite real life superpowers. Things go terribly wrong as they reveal their very own superpowers, and a Savant unveils the magical, invisible, transparent Ronzorb. Then, the guys discuss the sci fi fantasy worlds that they’d want to live on.

It’s another instant classic from the guys that brought you Juicy Hamburger Vagina and The Gauntlet!

This week The Geek Savants freeball in the only way they can: with the most scatterbrained podcast of all time. It’s Dave’s 37th birthday, and TGS decides it’s high time to get healthy… sort of. The guys call Dave on the carpet concerning his drinking problem, Dave comments on Super Ugly’s pit stained, out of shape ass, and they collectively poo poo wine snobs, comic elitists and research the best fast food to eat.

This week Grant and Dave take center stage for more tales of lore. Along the way, the guys discuss comics, TV, movies and the art of giving yourself a pearl necklace. Welcome back, Cockers.

Listen Here: http://www.comicgeekspeak.com/episodes/comic_geek_speak-1212.php

This week the entire TGS crew is back together, as Grant digs his way out of the gulag and Brian returns from Japan. The guys hit the ground running as Brian describes his trip to the motherland, Super Ugly has another Unified show, Ron gets another nickname and the guys discuss recent popculture news. Oh, and did we mention that Super Ugly’s baby was born?

This week the guys wrap up their 2010 Horror themed episode with one of the worst movies ever created: The 2006 Wicker Man remake. The movie is so unbelievably terrible, that Super Ugly has to carry the burden of the film alone as the rest of the Savants are rendered speechless, and Dave gets hammered on bag liquor.

This is truly the worst Geek Savants episode. Ever. Have fun with it.

The guys keep the terror train rolling to Halloweentown this week with the third (of four) October horror themed episodes. This time out the guys discuss the upcoming AMC television show, The Walking Dead, based on the Robert Kirkman penned Image Comics series.

Plus, an entire hour of nothing!

Outro music by The Cramps.

Congrats to the Uglies– we at the Savant Compound look forward to meeting the giant manbaby, and corrupting him for years to come!

This week the Super Ugly, Dave and Ron Logic go over their “favorite” real life serial killers. From Gacy and Bundy to the Zodiac and the Nightstalker, this one is NOT for the squeamish! Plus, Grant redefines the four signs of insanity, and the guys take their first steps down the road to becoming mass murderers.

Outro music by James Todd Smith.

In the first of four Halloween inspired episodes, The Geek Savants discuss their favorite horror movie monsters. From Godzilla to the Cenobites, this one has it all. Plus, the guys discuss the physical manifestations of their inner demons, digging deep into their addled minds for more tales of lore.

Buckle in kids, it’s going to be a wild October Horrorfest!

This week the guys go over their favorite Sci-Fi TV shows. Nuff said!

Ugly has a kink in his neck… and he needs Dave, the master of kink, to give him a good hearty rubdown.

This week the guys remember 9/11 with tales of lore from the most infamous day in American history. What transpires are discussions about Koran burnings, Mosque building, random racism, gas explosions and hearty backrubs. Plus, movie reviews!

NOTE: We realize that Dave and Samurai Armor are not Chinese in origin. God Bless AMERICA!

This week the Savants gather to discuss something near and dear to their hearts: Classic Rock. It’s a musical episode that takes a trip down memory lane, back to when mulettes were cool and Guns N’ Roses ruled the world. Time to rock out with your cocks out, kids!

Happy Labor Day!

This week the guys give you a special treat with video excerpts from the instant classic episode “All Time Favorites of All Time!” Filmed on the day of Episode 179, this one puts you behind the scenes, capturing the magic of the Savant Compound with toy boning, heavy drinking, cheap shots and even cheaper humor. Enjoy!

This week the entire Geek Savants cast get together for a freeballer of epic proportion. It’s the Savants at their scummiest as the guys address the forum backlash from last week’s episode, Dave and Ugly throwdown over the Brown Canary, the mystery of the Eskimo continues to unfold, plus back waxing and popculture news!

This week, the guys take their favorite film directors and throw them in the octagon to see which one reigns supreme. Ever debate who is the better filmmaker: Martin Scorsese or Quentin Tarantino? Ridley Scott or Tony Scott? Cameron Crowe or Judd Apaptow? Find out who makes the cut!

This week, the guys get together to respond to voicemails, Dave goes to war with AT&T, Ugly defends statuatory rape (again), and the mystery of Ron begins to unfold. Plus, more comics, movie, TV and porn talk!

HERE ARE BRIAN’S:

RON’S:

GRANT’S:

SUPER UGLY’S:

AND DAVE’S:

Have fun tracking this shit down, Savantites! We’ll see you Sunday!