This week, the guys get into what they've been watching this past year. Plus, they revisit the works of Juan Villa, the Patron Saint of Smut, only to discover a conspiracy that threatens to shake the very foundation of their beliefs!

Pour yourself a tall glass of Columbo and strap in for a wild romp through the minds of your favorite Savants. And by that we mean NOT Grant!

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The Geek Savants return... but for how long? After a year of silence, the boys get together in Dave's cabin, only to realize they've gone from boys to men, and old ones at that.

Catch up with Super Ugly, Dave, Ron Zorb and Brian Robots as they discuss how things have changed in their lives. It's a short, sweet re-introduction to the Savants, and a great primer for this Wednesday's full episode!

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This week the guys fill you in on what they've been up to in the last year, in all it's heartbreaking and hilarious detail.

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The Geek Savants are back! Well, two of them at least, and after Dave takes a crap, he and Grant catch up in a big way, priming the world for the show's true return in the coming weeks.

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After weeks of inactivity, The Geek Savants bring you a double sized episode chock full of pop culture nerdiness, skullduggery, and a Deadliest Warrior matchup that is sure to entertain as TV's scummiest characters step into the octagon. 

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This week, The Geek Savants go live on Ustream... and no one is watching.

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This week Ron gets another nickname, and the guys discuss more of their firsts...

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For those of you that want to follow along with episode 43, please reference this handy, listener made size chart!

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TGS returns with a vengeance! The guys play catch up, going over Christmas, New Year's and the very best of 2011.

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The Geek Savants have a new voicemail line, and they want to hear from YOU! Send us your questions, comments and scummy stories to 510-306-4335 (That's 510-306-GEEK).

We'll be playing and responding to them on air so get to it! Be a part of the show!

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Friday, February 11, 2011 · 7:30pm - 11:30pm Golden West Sign Arts 2819 San Pablo Ave Berkeley, CA

Come one, come all... The Geek Savants are recording a live show to celebrate their 200th episode. Join Super Ugly, Dave Dwonch, Brian Roberts, Grant Miller and Ron Baxter for a wild night of debauchery. We will be showing videos, taking questions from the audience, boozing, using, and there will be special Burlesque performances by Sparkly Devil as BarbWire and Lady Satan as Poison Ivy. We need all of our fans to tell all their friends, bring as many people as you can. The cost is a donation of 5 dollars, you can always donate more, to help cover the cost of creating this monstrosity. This an R-rated event, no children please, we don't want to damage anyone. If you have any questions contact us at thegeeksavants@yahoo.com, or if you want to ASK us any questions, we will answer even the weirdest questions on stage. yikes. Lets make this a night to foggily remember. Show starts at 9pm... Doors are at 8pm. Don't be late...

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Sorry about the sound quality in this week's episode. We recorded in Super Ugly's living room after our Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li commentary. It's a huge room with not much in it so our voices bounced off the walls something fierce.

We're moving into the new Savant studio week after next so the sound will be top notch from here on out...

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That's right, kids, our loveable trainwreck, TGS host Grant Miller is going to bring his insane experiences and knowledge into your homes with the 'Ask Grant' column. Think of it as an advice line for scumbags. Having trouble with the old lady? Looking for a younger one? Want to find out how to rob a bank?

Ask Grant.

Email all questions to: thegeeksavants@yahoo.com and come back every Friday for enlightenment.

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It's that time again! Send your picks to thegeeksavants@yahoo.com

MOVIES:

Best Comic Movie

Watchmen

Wolverine: Origins

The Surrogates

Whiteout

Other__________

Best Dick Friendly Chick Flick

Funny People

The Proposal

The Ugly Truth

500 Days of Summer

Couples Retreat

Other___________

Best Horror Movie

Paranormal Activity

Friday the 13th

Drag Me to Hell

Zombieland

Other___________

Best Sci-Fi/Action Movie

GI Joe

Transformers 2

Star Trek

District 9

Terminator: Salvation

Inglorious Basterds

Other___________

Best Adaptation

Where the Wild Things Are

Angels and Demons

New Moon

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Other___________

Best Animated Movie

UP

Astroboy

Monsters vs. Aliens

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies

Other___________

Best Comedy Film

The Hangover

Zombieland

Observe and Report

I Love You, Man

Other___________

TELEVISION:

Best Sci-Fi/Action, Television

Fringe

V

True Blood

Flashforward

Other___________

Best Animated, Television

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

The Venture Bros.

The Simpsons

Family Guy

Super Hero Squad (for Grant!)

Other___________

Best Comedy, Television

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

The Office

30 Rock

How I Met Your Mother

Other___________

Best New Show, Television

Community

Modern Family

Bored to Death

The Cleveland Show

Glee

Other___________

COMICS:

Best Ongoing Series

Wolverine: Old Man Logan

The Walking Dead

Green Lantern

Amazing Spider-Man

Action Comics

Other___________

Best Mini-Series or One-Shot

Dark Reign: The List (Marvel)

Blackest Night (DC)

M.O.D.O.K.: Reign Delay (Marvel)

World of Krypton (DC)

Wednesday Comics (DC)

Other___________

Best New Series, Ongoing or Mini

Secret Warriors (Marvel)

Dark Avengers (Marvel)

Chew (Image)

Sweet Tooth(Vertigo)

Adventure Comics (DC)

Ultimate Avengers (Marvel)

Other___________

Best Hero

Damian Al Ghul (Robin)

Superman

Captain America (Winter Soldier)

Iron Man

Deadpool

Other___________

Best Villian

Norman Osborne

General Zod

Black Lanterns

Other___________

TOYS:

Best Single Toy

Vigilante (DC Classics)

Man-at-Arms (MOTU Classics)

Wonder Twins (DC Classics)

6” Egon w/ Slimer (Ghostbusters)

Other___________

Best Toy Line

DC Direct Blackest Night

Masters of the Universe Classics

Mattel Ghostbusters

DCU Classics

Other____________

AND ON THE SELF-INDULGENT SIDE:

Best Savants On Air Moment (or is that Grant’s Best Moment?)

Grant’s farting into Dave's asshole

Grant’s basting story

Grant admits to "Dirty Dancing"

Grant’s son pissing on the dog

Other___________

Best Geek Savants Episode

Episode 113: How We Met Brian's Mother Episode

122: The Deadliest Podcast

Episode 127: The Rub Buttal

Episode 141: Document This!

Episode 143: Group Therapy 2009

Other___________

Also, if you feel like sending reasons behind your choices we may read them on the air.

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Again, another loyal listener and forum member has contributed to the cause! Royal Lantern has been one of the more vocal and active member of our forum and we appreciate everything he does for TGS.

Well, except for his constant badgering of Dave!

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THE 2008 SAVANTIES

Email your picks to: thegeeksavants@yahoo.com

MOVIES:

Best Comic Movie

1. Iron Man
2. Incredible Hulk
3. Hellboy 2
4. Wanted
5. The Dark Knight
6. Other___________

Best Dick Friendly Chick Flick

1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
2. Zack and Miri Make a Porno
3. Sex and the City
4. Other___________

Best Horror Movie

1. The Strangers
2. The Ruins
3. The Signal
4. Quarantine
5. Cloverfield
6. Other___________

Best Sci-Fi/Action Movie

1. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
2. Doomsday
3. The X-Files: I Want to Believe
4. Speed Racer
5. Hancock
6. Other___________

Best Animated Movie

1. Wall-E
2. Kung Fu Panda
3. Star Wars: the Clone Wars
4. Batman: Gotham Knight
5. Justice League: The New Frontier
6. Other___________

Best Comedy Film

1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
2. Tropic Thunder
3. Step Brothers
4. Pineapple Express
5. Be Kind Rewind
6. Other___________

TELEVISION:

Best Sci-Fi/Action, Television

1. Heroes
2. Battlestar Galactica
3. LOST
4. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
5. Fringe
6. Other___________

Best Animated, Television

1. Star Wars: The Clone Wars
2. The Venture Bros.
3. The Simpsons
4. Family Guy
5. Robot Chicken
6. Other___________

Best Comedy, Television

1. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
2. The Office
3. 30 Rock
4. How I Met Your Mother
5. Entourage
6. Other___________

COMICS:

Best Ongoing Series

1. Fables
2. The Walking Dead
3. Captain America
4. Astonishing X-Men
5. Action Comics
6. Other___________

Best Mini-Series or One-Shot

1. Secret Invasion
2. Final Crisis
3. Rogue’s Revenge
4. The Twelve
5. Rage of the Red Lanterns (One-Shot)
6. Other___________

Best New Series, Ongoing or Mini

1. Secret Six (DC)
2. Red Hulk (Marvel)
3. Trinity (DC)
4. Northlanders (Vertigo)
5. Thor (Marvel)
6. Other___________

Best Hero

1. Batman
2. Heath Huston (Fear Agent)
3. Superman
4. Captain America (Winter Soldier)
5. Daredevil
6. Other___________

Best Villian

1. The Hood
2. Skrull Queen (Spider-Woman)
3. Brainiac
4. Red Skull
5. Mongul
6. Other___________

TOYS:

Best Single Toy

1. NECA TMNT Figure
2. Galactus Mighty Mugg
3. Marvel Select Thor
4. Bulkhead (Transformer Animated)
5. DC Justice Captain Cold

Best Toy Line

1. NECA TMNT
2. Transformers Animated
3. DCU Classics
4. Mighty Muggs
5. Star Wars: The Clone Wars

AND ON THE SELF-INDULGENT SIDE:

Best Savants On Air Moment

1. Ugly’s Threesome
2. Grant’s Catalina Story
3. Mr. Dwonch’s Wild Ride
4. One Compliment, One Criticism
5. Grant’s Gas Station Escapades
6. Other___________

Best Geek Savants Episode

1. Episode 57: Sticking it to the Man
2. Episode 68: The Chicken Lady and Man Delores
3. Episode 71: And Ugly Makes Three
4. Episode 75: Questions, Compliments and Criticisms
5. Episode 87: Brian’s Bachelor Party Roast
6. Other___________

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In this episode that is in dire need of caffeine, the guys recount how they spent their Thanksgiving Day, Black Friday and the final days of the holiday weekend. It's easily the least energetic episode in Geek Savants history, but look on the bright side-- the Savanties nominations are here!

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In this spoileriffic episode Brian and Dave review season 3 of Battlestar Galactica with special guest Derrick Wiley. Who’s the fifth Cylon? Is Starbuck really alive? Why does Brian hope she’s dead?! Find out in this forty-something minute long episode!

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Super Ugly and Dave make their triumphant return from Pittsburgh. It's shout outs aplenty as the guys give you the play by play of the drunkest weekend of the year. Find out what comics rose to the top of the convention pile, who got the full nude tea bag, and which CGS host got pimp slapped! All this and Brian, too!

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This week Dave and Super Ugly are joined by longtime friend Grant Miller. The trio talk comics and give you their take on the most recent episodes of LOST and the Office.

Originally posted April 16th 2007, this marks the very first episode featuring Grant "Peena Colada" Miller!

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In this unauthorized episode of the Geek Savants Grant Miller and Brian Roberts decide to take control of the show while Ugly and Dave go whore themselves out in Pittsburgh. We get "Lost" in the Bukake 1 and Freeball our asses off. Be prepared for the hairiest episode to date. No really.

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This week Grant, Dave and Super Ugly take a journey through the murky underbelly of television, film and comics to compile a list of villians sure to send chills down your spine! Along the way the guys squabble over who wrote Red Red Wine, the 'villianous' Ben Linus and Nazis being popculture's most endearing villians. Oh, and we announce the commentary contest winner a week early 'cause we're weird!

Outro by our man Neil Diamond.

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In the most unfocused episode ever, the guys set out to respond to forum posts and wind up talking about their favorite non-geek hobby: sex. If that's not enough to pique your interest, they also get pimp slapped by the Ho Slayer, go over their recent reads, the travesty that is American Idol, and the film 'The Ruins.'

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Join us as we celebrate one of our favorite podcasts: Geek Brunch. GB hosts Heath Holland and Mike Myers (no, the other, OTHER Mike Myers) were gracious enough to invite Dave to sit in on an episode and podcasts collide in an orgy of pop culture sure to offend everyone in earshot.

Nothing is sacred as the Brunch gets a taste of Savant flavor in this epic meeting of the minds!!! Originally posted as Geek Brunch 41: Dwonch You Love Me Baby? on April 10th, 2008.

Listen to the Geek Brunch Podcast every week at: geekbrunchpodcast.com or subscribe at itunes! 

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Brain and Josh are in their element as they give you the first half of their Videogame Special. This time the boys are serving up their opinion on the best game franchises of all time. Dave chimes in a bit, and we present another song by The Unified School District.

Originally posted on April 8th, 2007.

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In this episode, the guys take a tour through their days as two-bit criminals. Somehow Dave and Ugly come out smelling like roses as Grant drops possibly the most disturbing story in Geek Savants history.

 WARNING: Listening to this episode may result in a boner to the face!

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Super Ugly, Dave, and Brian (via email) discuss their top 5 comic artists of all time and the work that made them comicbook demi-gods. From Adam Hughes to Frank Quitely, the Savants leave no stone unturned in this fun and informative forty-something minute romp. Hell, even Rob Liefeld gets a mention!

Originally posted April 2, 2007 

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The tension that's been building for over a month comes to a head as Grant Miller finally returns to the studio! Luckily, the guys are able to look past his doucheyness long enough to review some comics and music, announce their next contest and add a new segment. Pimp slaps for everyone!

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Another classic for the uninitiated:

This week the Savants throw their lame excuse for a format out the window and go over their personal picks from recent TV, comics, film and movie rentals. Dave goes on a bad trip with Crank, Brian digs a few gems out of the bargain bin, and Josh gives TMNT… FIVE CHUBBIES?! Will wonders never cease?

Originally posted March 27th 2007.

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Happy Easter!

This week, the Geek Savants are joined by Mrs. Ugly as they pick apart Toyfare's Ass Kicking Women list, and throw down on who should really make the cut.  

The conversation quickly devolves into senseless ramble that can be summed up in four words:

Rosa Parks versus Zombies. Enjoy!

Outro music by Tom Jones.

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Yes, it's a special Easter treat as the Geek Savants (and Mrs. Ugly) go over the season finale of Project Runway. Want to know what we thought about the final three?

You're either in... or your out!

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Yes, Grant Miller goes rogue once again ditching his lifelong friends. This time the bastard takes a trip down the coast to commune with the whales and his wife. Tension rises as the Geek Savants decide what's best for the show, coming to a conclusion that will surprise you. Worlds will shatter, universes will be torn asunder, and the Geek Savants will never be the same!

Oh, and the the guys talk about their favorite Z-list heroes, current comics and more.

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In honor of their one year anniversary, The Geek Savants present their very first episode, "Steve is Dead!" which originally aired on March 13, 2007.

Look for more bonus "classics" and all new episodes every week! Who loves ya, baby?

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With Grant still MIA, the guys discuss his (and their) favorite action movies of all time.

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After pulling a no show on us at the biggest comic convention in Northern California, fellow Geek Savant Grant Miller cancels on the episode at the last minute. And after we had made plans to record it at his house! What a douche!

So in honor of our balless comrade, we present the first installment of "group therapy." Thanks a lot, Grant!

Oh, and in between cheap shots we recount the weekend that was Wondercon 2008.

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Yep. No new episode this week. Ugs and I planned on recording this weekend at Wondercon, but we were swamped with commissions, schmoozing and general naughtiness. So instead we'll be doing a wrap up show with Brian, our man on the floor and Grant, the bitch that faked on us.

Expect sparks to fly!

Oh, and there will be a special guest at the top of the program. See you Sunday.

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In this episode the guys are forced back into Grant's camper! They go over their favorite American Idol cast members and talk about everyone's favorite castaways on LOST. Theories fly around the makeshift studio as the guys try to make sense of LOST's many mysteries and Brian drops the spoiler of the season with his knowledge of the Oceanic Six.

 Spoilers ahoy!

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This is it! The biggest, most selfindulgent episode ever!

To celebrate their 50th episode, the Geek Savants answer more listener questions and come up with a few of their own. From porn to comics to television and back again, the Geek Savants leave no stone unturned in this landmark episode. 

The conversation goes into several dark places, so this one may not be for everyone. You've been warned!

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Super Ugly, that is!

In this episode Grant, Dave and Ugs discuss a group of people near and dear to their hearts: Super Villians. No, not those douche bags in the Westboro Baptist Church (R.I.P. Heath Ledger), Z-List comic villians are the topic du jour and the boys serve up a hot plate of badness so good it'll leave you hungry for more!

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As the best storyline of last year wraps up, the guys review the Sinestro Corps War and take a look at future, giving you their thoughts on The Blackest Night.

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The writers strike continues. Super Ugly is driven slowly insane as the rest of the cast find solace in reality shows and comics. The guys review a bunch of recent reads, give Spider-man: One More Day the critical eye, and wonder just how many Darth Ho Slayers the world's been blessed with. Excelsior!

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In this episode the guys run down a bunch of crap they're looking forward to in 2008. Happy New Year!

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This is it! The last episode of 2007! An awards show! Grant! Ugly! Dave! Hiram!

Exclamation!!

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In this episode the Geek Savants take a page out Grant's therapy sessions and pull all the skeletons out of their closets. The guys recount painful tales of comics lost and Dave is revealed to be the biggest nerd bastard in nerd history!

Oh, and the boys go over the comicbook series they want made into TV shows. Talk about a Christmas wishlist!

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In this episode the Geek Savants talk about their favorite unsung sci-fi movies. Enjoy!

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The Geek Savants throw their format out the window again and record the funniest episode to date. Brian's undying hatred of 'Heroes' flares up, Ugly introduces the guys to their newest co-host, Hiram Rebinowitz, Dave has sex with Elektra-Skrull's corpse and Dan gets stuck in a 'Deadwood' loop... again. The Savants even let a girl in the room! Wonders will never cease...

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In this special commentary episode the Geek Savants spotlight Joel Schumacher's franchise killing opus, "Batman and Robin" and come off sounding like complete homophobes. Nothing could be further from the truth as halfway through the episode they fall asleep lovingly in each others arms.

If you aren't easily offended by dick-loving humor and terrible comic movies this one's for you!

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